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Thursday, April 26, 2007
Nearly 36 weeks pregnant.
My husband took these pictures of me last night. I'm due one month from today. All I can say about this photo is Oh.My.God.



Should you not be sufficiently shocked and/or terrified, may I present the FRONT view.


Not only does this give you a great view of my whacked out linea negra (why is it so lopsided?) but you get the bonus double chin effect. Sexxxaayyy.

P.S. Dear 18 year old Kelly: Why, oh why did you get that stupid belly button piercing? Oh sure, you thought it looked so cute on your taut little stomach that summer. But did you ever stop to think about what that scar might look like when those formerly tight abs were stretched to their limit around your burgeoning baby belly? Obviously not. Stupid girl. With love, your older (and wiser) self.

But on a brighter note... did you all notice? No stretch marks! WOOT! (Knocking on every piece of wood I can find.)




14 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

Girl, I think you look great for 36 weeks! When I was 36 week, I was so swollen from fluid retention, I looked like a big ass blimp! Only 4 more weeks!

Blogger Jennifer said...

no stretch marks! I'm so jealous... my belly became a roadmap of them around 35 weeks. You look great... enjoy these last few weeks before the shit hits the fan, so to speak ;)

Blogger L Sass said...

Holy moly! That is one amazing belly--you look great!!

I made the 18-year-old belly button ring mistake, too. Not looking forward to my own pregnancies on that one!

Blogger Kellie said...

Horray for no stretch marks...I, too, was knocking on every damn piece of wood I could find andit worked :)

You look great...so cute!!

Blogger Melissa said...

You look really great! And you are so lucky not to have any stretch marks!

It's getting close now... I'm so excited for you! Just wait, it's going to be amazing. :)

Blogger janet said...

I can't believe you have a month to go! But really, you look great and yay for no stretch marks!

Blogger emily said...

You look great! (I'm insanely jealous at the lack of stretch marks.)

Anonymous Jane said...

You Look great! I am also lucky with the no stretch marks too! I am down to about 3 pairs of pants.. and less than 2 pairs of shoes. (meaning 2 pairs fit me in the morning, and are very very tight by the end of day!) oh, and most of my shirts no longer cover my belly since this baby dropped...

Blogger Lizzy said...

You look fantastic--and that's one cool linea negra, indeed.
I'll trade you the belly button ring for the tattoo of a dove on my right hip. That bird had a WING SPAN, let me tell you.

Anonymous alyndabear said...

No stretch marks, amazing! You look fantastic, baby must be very healthy. :)

Blogger Hil said...

You look AMAZING!!! Keep knocking girl. You are almost there. Only 4 weeks to go before I can officially hate you. Not that I wish stretch marks upon you, I don't, I just hate women who don't get them. That's all. But, I'll still love you.

Also, that's the first thing I noticed...I was going to say, HA! You had your belly button pierced didn't you. Yup. Mine looked the same way.

Blogger Jennifer said...

I have the exact same belly button ring scar!

That is one good looking belly without stretch marks!!! Yay you!

Blogger Isabel said...

You look GREAT.

I also have the belly button ring scar. I would have NEVER thought it would have done that. And if 20 Isabel would have known, she wouldn't have gotten it. Really. It's the only "issue" my belly has post baby (well you know, besides the C-section scar. But we won't talk about that.)

Hooray for no stretch marks. I never ever got any either. I often tell people, but my MIL DID NOT believe me. She tried to tell me that I had them, I just couldn't see them. But really...I DON'T HAVE ANY, thank you very much MIL.

Blogger Todd Parker said...

Hey girl,I wasn't shocked and/or terrified by the front view of your AWESOMELY BEAUTIFUL pregnant belly!!!And as far as your bellybutton piercing goes,I don't think it left your button unattractive in the least!!!!!!!!!

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