My kid is currently a little bigger than a grape.
My muffin top is currently threatening to pop my pants button.
It doesn't add up.
Damn it... how can I blame this current state of chubbiness on my poor child? 'Cause you know it's definitely not because I ate, like, a half pound of pasta last night. Nope, not at all.
Updated to add: Damn, am I craving buffalo wings right now. I neeeeeeeeed them. Pregnancy cravings, anyone?
My muffin top is currently threatening to pop my pants button.
It doesn't add up.
Damn it... how can I blame this current state of chubbiness on my poor child? 'Cause you know it's definitely not because I ate, like, a half pound of pasta last night. Nope, not at all.
Updated to add: Damn, am I craving buffalo wings right now. I neeeeeeeeed them. Pregnancy cravings, anyone?
7 Comments:
I'm glad your trip was good. And you can totally blame the grape-size child for the weight. Babies need a lot of stuff and they start collecting upon conception. Don't people lose like 20+ pounds of 'stuff' immediately when they have a 7 lb kid usually?
Eat what you want and blame the pregancy not the bambino. It sounds better. You can always lose the weight after the baby is born.
HA! Really, I know belly bean (love that name) is only teeny tiny BUT his/her house (aka your uterus) is having to grow ahead of him/her in order to make room so yes, those close should be getting tight sister.
I craved cereal like nobody's business when I was preggo.
Now...go eat some wings.
I'm at just about 20 weeks and the things I've craved so far include:
Nacho Cheese sauce and tortilla chips
7 Layer Salad
Super spicy boneless buffalo wings
Grapefruit Juice
Veggies and Dip
Chili Mac
I'm sure there's more but that all I can think of right now.
I gained almost 60 pounds with my 10 month old and she only weighed 6 pds, 9 ounces at birth. I still don't get it and I was most definitely eating ALOT. Not chicken though, baby didn't want that, lol.
Pasta...yummy!
Dude.....eat. You have an excuse to get fat.
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