Don't say I didn't warn you

Three Reasons Why Scooters Suck Ass

Exhibit A:

Trying to figure out what this is? A knee. A swollen, bruised knee with entire chunks taken out of it.

Exhibit B:

Hello, ugly foot. I can't say that I found you particularly cute to begin with, but these oozy wounds definitely don't do the trick. And doesn't it just figure that all of my cute summer shoes have straps that line up perfectly with the road rash? Whoever said it hurts to be beautiful... was right.

And Exhibit C:

My forearm. Did you ever realize how much you lean on this part of your arm? Now I know.

Fucking scooters.